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InAlienable (2008)

Blurb: Still guilt-ridden over the accident that took his family’s lives, Eric Norris discovers that his body is host to a parasite from another world. Except, it is more than a parasite: it carries his DNA… Is this his new son or–as the government believes–a threat to mankind?

Comments: Man, he […]

Blurbs are back

An alert visitor pointed out to me that the “blurb” pages were missing from the old site. Wow, somebody actually pays attention around here?! So, as a super special Monster Shack Reward for Reader Diligence, I’ve add some new ones as well.

Anyway, the blurbs are back in place and can be found via the […]

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Dead Heat (1988)

Blurb: Violent criminals who can’t be killed are shooting up Los Angeles, and the investigation leads LAPD detectives Roger Mortis and Doug Bigelow to a mysterious pharmaceutical firm. But when Mortis is suddenly murdered, his coroner girlfriend and loose cannon partner discover the company’s ‘resurrection machine’ that turns Roger […]

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Submerged (2005)

Blurb: Steven Seagal (Under Siege, Into The Sun), the world`s most deadly anti-terrorist agent, is going down under – under the sea, where waves of deceit are set to torpedo his command… permanently. Chris Cody (Seagal) is summoned from his military prison cell and promised a presidential pardon – with a […]

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Invasion (1997)

Blurb:It begins on Arizona when three college friends, Beau (Luke Perry, Johnson County War, Beverly Hills 90210), Cassy (Rebecca Gayheart, Urban Legend), a srudent teacher, and Pitt (Christopher Orr, Shaft), a four-year medical student, discover a meteorite – stinging hot to the flesh – in the parking lot of a Phoenix […]

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Creatures from the Abyss (1994)

Blurb:Five teenagers on a boating trip discover a mysterious ship and decide to board it and investigate. Inside they find scientific equipment and a man in a state of shock. Then their dinghy sinks in a flash storm and they are stranded on the ship. Curious, they try […]

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Hypersonic – Air Race Earth (2002)

Blurb:In the spirit of the new millennium, six leading nations have agreed to each enter a team in the ultimate hi-tech competition. A 24 hour round-the-world supersonic jet race. The skill and bravery of the selected pilots will be tested in the extreme as the aircraft will […]

You think you have what it takes?

1) Go here

2) Download “The Jerk Too”

3) Watch it, and I mean the whole movie, without any form of medication

I managed. Can you?

The Ides of March

Ok, life is really, really taking a lot of my time now, so spare time is very difficult to come by these days, so I’m thinking of doing some quick mini-reviews of a bunch of movies from my 50 Sci-Fi Classic DVD collection (Thanks, Karl!) in order to keep the proverbial ball rolling around this […]

Where to find crappy movies

Somebody wrote me and asked where they could buy a particular movie, so I thought I’d tell you where I get a lot of these movies:

#1) E-bay. You can find almost anything on Ebay. Since I live overseas I buy from ebay.co.uk. Although I can’t always find exactly what I want, I can usually […]

New Reviews for your masochistic bad-movie enjoyment

After a long January, a dark February , and a cold March, I’m happy to be able to give you not 1, not 2, but 3 reviews. (Ok, I wrote 1 and Sean wrote the other 2…) I hope you enjoy them and please feel free to give some feedback. Actually, Sean and I had […]

War of the Worlds (2005) (plus bonus review! Independence Day (1996))

ATTACK OF THE SCI-FI SOAP OPERA SERIALPART THREE

By Sean Ledden

War of the Worlds – or – quality time with the kids

And now, regrettably, we come back full-circle to Monsieur Spielberg. Remember how I complained in Close Encounters of the Third Kind of our long immersion into Neary household […]

Empire of the Ants (1977)

Directed by Bert I. Gordon

Tagline: “For they shall inherit the Earth… sooner than you think!”

Run Time: 89 minutes

“Oh my God…they’re herding us like cattle!”– Cute Blonde

Bert I. Gordon’s The Empire of the Ants is a cheesy giant ant film based loosely, and I mean very loosely, on […]

Good memories…

I rewatched John Carpenter’s “The Thing” the other night and it brought back some good memories that I thought I’d share with you, the gentle reader.

You see, back in 1982 when I was a wee lad, my father dropped off my brother and I at the local cineplex theater in order to see […]

Have you seen this movie?

When I was living with my dad in Mpls back in the early 90’s we used to rent crappy videos from the local drugstore. (Yes, renting VHS tapes…man do I feel old). Anyway, I remember we came across this ‘bottom rack’ video that had a really murky cover and I think the title was “Things”. […]

Monster Shack and the Money Pit

For a while now our community has been planning to dig up and replace our neighborhood’s water lines. Uh, good. Right? So today they finally get out to our part of the ‘hood and we find out that there’s going to be about $4000 worth of digging that we’ll have to pay for out of […]

Alien director’s cut

I stumbled across a cheap Alien Quadrology boxed set while killing some time in a bookstore the other day. Very bare bones, but it does include the director’s cut versions of the movies, and what the heck, any movie fan worthy of their salt needs to have the Alien collection on their shelf. (At least […]