Ok, ok, now THIS is the final review of the year

Lady in the Water (2006) Yes, Sean sneaks one past the goalie and grabs the coveted Last Review of the Year award. Damn. I thought I had it sewed up for sure. It’s a recent film by the guy whose name I can never remember, and can certainly never spell. Something with “Night” in it. [...]

Lady in the Water (2006)

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan Written by M. Night Shyamalan Co-Starring M. Night Shyamalan Produced by M. Night Shyamalan Run Time: 109 Minutes Tagline: Time is running out for a happy ending. Like most people on the planet, I was terrifically impressed by M. Night Shyamalan’s 1999 debut The Sixth Sense. I was wrapped up [...]

Merry Christmas, and here’s the last review for 2009

Now that the holidays are just around the corner, I’ll be busy eating too much, drinking too much, and staying up too late. Perfect! I hope to be seeing everybody in 2010 for yet another year of crappy movies! Cheers! The Capture of Bigfoot

The Capture of Bigfoot (1979)

Written, directed, produced, and edited by Bill Rebane Run Time: 92 minutes The Legendary Creature of Arak (Janus Raudkivi)I can only assume that this guy owed Bill Rebane a huge favor. What else could explain the fact that he ‘voluntarily’ put on a fuzzy suit and tramped around freezing Wisconsin hinterlands for this ridiculous movie? [...]