Comments on: Attack of the Monsters (1969)

By: guts3d

guts3d — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:08:43 +0000

The latest MST3K box set is all Gamera! I plan on a movie night real soon. Pass the popcorn!

By: Guts3d

Guts3d — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:53:31 +0000

The air here is like ours…so we don’t need any space suits!” (Gawd…if I had a dime for every freakin’ time I heard that line…)

This saves the costumer from making authentic looking ( and no doubt expensive ) space suits. No one ever seems to worry about microbes or spores from plants, tho…

By: guts3d

guts3d — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 17:50:39 +0000

A world without taxes or mimes would be my wish…

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:25:30 +0000

Yeah, there was a version of it…I might have accidentally skipped over it in the migration from the old site…I’ll take a look in a little while. Wow..you ARE observant!

By: Screw-Hip

Screw-Hip — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:47:09 +0000

Funny enough, round about a year ago I would have stridently agreed with Akio. But I was lying next to a road with a broken hip.

But now I consider a world free of war and dvd region codes a much worthier dream. Freedom from the non-existence of truly complete Ed Wood and Godfrey Ho boxs set would be nice as well. Speaking of which, am I dreaming or was there a review of Robo-Vampire in the previous incarnation (format) of Monster Shack?

By: Dennis

Dennis — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:23:47 +0000

Yeah, nothing like a world free of war and traffic accidents

By: Screw-Hip

Screw-Hip — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:38:25 +0000

“In yet another creepy scene, Floban immobilizes the unconscious Akio in some sort of contraption with just the top of his head protruding, which she immediately shaves in preparation of eating his brain.”

With this I could try to trick people into watching the movie by telling them it’s the spiritual predecessor to Hannibal. (If it wasn’t for my rep.)

Surprisingly, the kids in this one weren’t as irritating as I’ve come to expect. Akio’s road safety passion was a bit odd but maybe 1668-1669 was a very bad traffic-accident spell.

By: Guts3d

Guts3d — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:23:55 +0000

Last I heard, but then those are the same people who claim that the Earth is not the center of the universe. This is so obviously untrue that I won’t deign to reply to it.

By: Dennis

Dennis — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:08:17 +0000

The Earth is round?

By: Karl

Karl — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:28:55 +0000

“Thanks a heap!” shouts Tom to the heroic giant space turtle who roars what I assume to be the space-turtle equivalent of “your welcome”. (Wait a minute…he roars…in space? Oh, never mind.)

George Lucas didn’t listen when told there is no sound in space and now he is a gazillionaire. I don’t believe that the Earth is round… Where is my check???