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		<title>More Dangerous Than Dynamite (195?)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 12:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dennis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Summary: Maybe this is Darwinian selection at work&#8230; After watching the opening credits we see a montage of dynamite blasts. We learn, unsurprisingly, that thousands of people die each year from accidents in the home. OK, I&#8217;ll buy that. Such accidents, as we are shown, include leaving the iron tipped over on a shirt while [...]]]></description>
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<p><b>Summary: Maybe this is Darwinian selection at work&#8230;</b></p>
<p>After watching the opening credits we see a montage of dynamite blasts. </p>
<p>We learn, unsurprisingly, that thousands of people die each year from accidents in the home. OK, I&#8217;ll buy that. Such accidents, as we are shown, include leaving the iron tipped over on a shirt while answering the door, falling asleep with a cigarette, and so on. No big surprises here either. </p>
<p>THe big shocker comes with the following card:</p>
<p class="ac"><img alt="More Dangerous Than Dynamite" src="http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/news/gfx/safety/card.jpg" width="320" height="240" class="reviewpic" /> </p>
<p>Oh goodie! Can we watch some stuff get blown up now?</p>
<p>We see a series of newspaper headlines refering to women getting burned and blown up at home because of, yes: cleaning their clothes with <em>gasoline</em>! </p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m no rocket scientist&#8230;but does it really take an Einstein to see the inherent danger in this? </p>
<p class="ac"><img alt="More Dangerous Than Dynamite" src="http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/news/gfx/safety/gas.jpg" width="320" height="240" class="reviewpic" /><img alt=" " src="http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/news/gfx/safety/clothes.jpg" width="320" height="240" class="reviewpic" /></p>
<p>Am I really seeing this?</p>
<p>We are now shown a &quot;Reputable&quot; dry cleaning company, staffed by &quot;men&quot; the narrator explicitely points out. These men are trained in the safe way to handle dry cleaning chemicals. &quot;What chance has the housewife without these safeguards?&quot; </p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure we&#8217;ll soon see.</p>
<p>Back home, the housewife continues dumping copious quantities of gasoline into her washing bowl, while ominous music plays in the background&#8230;but still no explosion. We instead return to the dry cleaning company and watch a Fire Marshall makeing an inspection&#8230;man, I&#8217;m going to be disappointed if something doesn&#8217;t blow up.</p>
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<p>Oh my God. The woman is dry cleaning her clothes with gasoline&#8230;while making a pot of tea over an open flame. </p>
<p>As expected,  the kitchen bursts into flame and the housewife run outside, covered in cartoon flame!</p>
<p>Hey! I recognize that bit! That&#8217;s from that old Devo video for &quot;It&#8217;s a Beautiful World&quot;. Man! Talk about bringing back old memories!</p>
<p>Anyway, back to our drama.</p>
<p>Her husband throws a blanket over her, with the Narrator hilariously saying, &quot;That&#8217;s it&#8230;wrap her up. Wait! But not over her head! She&#8217;ll inhale the flames!&quot;</p>
<p>The fire department arrives. Ambulances drive away to the hospital. Children arrive at the hospital. A burn victim lies wrapped in gauze from head to toe. </p>
<p><b>Conclusion: Did people really dry clean their own clothes with gas? Incredible!</b></p>
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