So, anyway, I’m in a cheesy 80′s mood and I’m scrounging around YouTube for some sludge when Lo! another of my guilty teenage pleasures! Man, I miss that decade…

Anyway, if you don’t know what G.L.O.W. is, first, shame on you. Second, it was a ultra-low budget, female wrestler troupe that was hilariously exploitative, cheesy, and featured some fantastic bods in some miraculosly strong bikinis that were never torn off during the matches (much to my teenage frustration!)

Here’s a little bit of an opening rap that always preceeded the show and featured a random mix of the various combatants.

Oh, that wasn’t enough?…here you go

So with now further ado, I give you the reborn review of

The Green Slime (1968)

I hope everybody is having a great summer!

Oh, and here’s the groovy Green Slime theme song to get you excited and give you an idea of what this movie is all about:

Case in point:

It’s Alive! (1969)

This movie is not for the weak of heart, head, or stomach.

By the way, sorry to start your summer out like this, but you know you love it…

Anyway, I thought I’d take a moment to share some of the wonderful praise the Monster Shack receives each and every day:

Lassie nass, moved by my eloquent writing in the Giant Gila Monster review had to gush: “Great! I am great to read this coming from you. More post to come in the future”

Why, Great! Lassie, Great! You do that.

Eduardo Kincaid, referring to the wealth of useful information in my review of Dracula vs Frankenstein writes: thank for this astonishing information. Therefore, I would like to ask for your allowance to add some of this information in my blog. Of course, I will provide a link to your , as a source of my mentioned information.

Ed, if your asking for my weekly allowance, forget it. But go ahead and provide a link for the “mentioned information” if you really need to.

Moving on,

Robert Machlin, inspired by Sean’s Can’t Stop the Music review, is nearly moved to tears: Appreciation for this brilliant information regarding music contracts. I should look around this site a bit more to discover what else you provide as well as bookmarking this page in order that I do not forget exactly where it is. Bless you!

Sean, I went ahead and sent your email to Robert so that you guys can discuss the Village People’s music contract status. And Robert, congratulations on discovering how to use Internet bookmarks. Good boy!

On the same note, it looks like Sean’s take on Can’t Stop the Music put Andrew Pelt in more of a romantic mood: Interesting stuff. Have you ever considered why some people are more attractive than others?…What is attraction?…what if you could be more attractive…what if you could be more seductive…better kisser

Once again, Sean, I went ahead and sent your email to Andrew so you two could discuss kissing techniques. You can thank me later.

Computer Running Slow thought that the Outlaw of Gor review was worthy of praise: A useful insight into Monster Shack Movie Reviews » Outlaw of Gor (1989) and ideas I will employ in my blog. You’ve obviously taken some time on this. Well done!

Wow, thanks, Computer Running Slow, but I really didn’t use that much time on that crappy movie. And whatever ideas you gleaned from that review for your blog…wow…go for it.

PS: Sean, I’m just kidding. I didn’t send your email.

Go here ->>> Your Open Book

enter any words you want and you’ll get a list of all matching Facebook user statuses with that word(s) in it…and you’re not even logged in or friends with them. Cool, huh?

Anyway, as you can tell from the right, I’m goofing around with adding tags to all 100+ reviews. Why? Because I’m a geek and I like computers and colors and shiny things and anything made by Apple. (I still can’t afford a Mac but I’m working on it…(sigh))

On a sad note, Nathan over at Million Monkey Theater has decided to shut down his movie-review site. I’ve been in contact with him and we’ve agreed to archive his entire site, including his extensive list of reviews over here in a dark, moist, wood shed out back behind the main Shack. Seriously, I would have hated to see so much work disappear into the Internet ether, so we are both quite pleased with this. Feel free to browse the archived reviews here —-> Million Monkeys Archive.

Enjoy!

Monster Shack is proud to present…a big robot that hates humans and wants to take over the world.

Or something.

Anyway, it tries to wipe out L.A. so it can’t be all that bad…

Enjoy!

Kronos (1957)

Thanks, Sean!

From Hell it Came (1957)

Here’s the interview…sorry if you have to sit through an irritating 30 second commercial at the start, not my fault.

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Boa vs Python (2004)

Take Out

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