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Directed by John Krasinski
Written by Bryan Woods, Scott Beck
Run Time: 90 minutes
In a Nutshell
Family with deaf kid tip-toe around so they don’t get eaten by slimy monsters.
Wrap Up
The Abbott family have survived over a year after a mysterious monster-apocalypse has wiped out […]
Directed by Hiroyuki Seshita, Kobun Shizuno
Written by Gen Urobuchi, Yusuke Kozaki
Produced by Yoshihiro Furusawa, Takashi Yoshizawa
Run Time: 100 minutes
GODZILLA: CITY ON THE EDGE OF BATTLE
PROLOGUE OK then. The 2nd installment of the animated Toho/Netflix Godzilla trilogy is out, so it’s time to once again […]
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Chapter Two: A New Hope
With the crash of the “Solo” Super Battlecruiser, the Separatists have won their first major victory! As the Disney Corporation braces for heavy financial loses and sees it’s stock price dip, calls to depose Empress Kennedy are now being […]
Directed by John McPherson
Written by Shaun Cassidy
Run Time: 82 (dull) minutes
Tagline: They have nine lives…We only have one!
Strays is yet another half-brained attempt at a “nature-gone-bad” film, the kind that inspires Netflix to constantly spam my inbox with “Hi Dennis! Here’s a movie that […]
OK, I just got around to seeing “Baby Driver” last night, rented it on iTunes…am I the last person on Earth to see this? Probably.
After a fairly fast-moving 2 hours or so, I admit that I liked it. I didn’t love it, no, and no, I probably won’t ever […]
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Chapter One: The Alternate Reality Canon Cannon
Schism!
The galaxy is in chaos as separatists, outraged at the Disney Empire’s brutal treatment of Luke Skywalker, have left the Fan Federation. Operating from countless bedrooms scattered across the vast Flyover Territory they have […]
Directed by Julius Onah
Written by Oren Uziel
Run Time: 102 minutes
This is Grumpy McFaultfinder, back for another swipe at Netflix, because good grief they are putting out some crappy sci-fi lately. First Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters, and now The Cloverfield Paradox. (Their series Mindhunter, however, is […]
Directed by Hiroyuki Seshita, Kobun Shizuno
Written by Gen Urobuchi, Sadayuki Murai, Yusuke Kozaki
Produced by Yoshihiro Furusawa, Takashi Yoshizawa
Run Time: 91 minutes
GODZILLA: PLANET OF THE MONSTERS (2017)
PROLOGUE Hello, this is Grumpy McFaultfinder, and I’ll be your guest reviewer for today. The occasion is […]
Directed by George McCowan
Run Time: 91 minutes
Frogs might be loosely considered an “eco-horror” disaster film. It can be considered as having the most misleading promotional poster of all time.
Here, take a good look:
With that in mind, allow me to point out a couple of […]
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I always love the sense of awe and dread whenever I see giant space ships silently hovering over the Earth, humans helpless to stop them, unable to communicate with them, at the mercy of inhuman alien minds…and…
Arrival starts out right on target. Twelve enormous alien ships hover […]
Directed by Curtis Harrington
Written by Steven Karpf, Elinor Karpf
Run Time: 95 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Cute demon-puppy grows up to be a real pain in the ass.
I love 70s TV movies. I’m a child of the 70s so it just […]
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This is a bit of a round-table effort. Dennis starts off and then Sean joins in at the second half…enjoy!
I finally got my butt off the sofa and drove into town to see this movie today…yes, I could have waited until it came out on iTunes, but […]
Directed by Don McDougall
Written by Lionel E. Siegel
Run Time: 93 (70’s filled) minutes
The Dragon’s Challenge (alternatively titled “Missing in Action”) was released way back in 1979 as a made-for-TV movie comprising of 2 previously unreleased Spider-Man episodes. It’s a colorful story full of 70’s swagger, but unfortunately […]
Written by Harold Hoffman
Directed by Larry Buchanan
Run Time: 80 minutes
Bravely reviewed by Karl Hoegle
Reviewer’s note: With a paltry $20,000 budget, AIP gave the stalwart Buchanan a title that was already registered (In the Year 2889) and a copy of Roger Corman’s 1955 “The Day […]
What with The Force Awakens and Rogue One, the Star Wars universe is again invading planet earth! A life-long fan who saw the Star Wars movie 12 times when it came out in 1977, I think this is great. BUT, we also have a problem, a very, very serious problem, which comes from […]
Directed by Hideaki Anno, Shinji Higuchi
Written by Hideaki Anno
Run Time: 120 minutes
Thanks to Sean for this review of “Shin Godzilla”, a movie that stars our favorite green mountain of doom! It’s not released out here in the Scandinavian wilds, but I’m sure keeping my eyes open for […]
Written by Steve Binder, David Acomba
Run Time: 96 (painful) minutes
A long, long time ago, in a decade far, far away called the 70’s, a movie named “Star Wars” was released…You may have heard of it. To call it a “hit” would be an understatement. It took over the popular […]
Written by Sean Ledden
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first send to invade earth.
Newly discovered piece of ancient wisdom
Aliens make terrific villains. Just by virtue of travelling all the way to earth, they prove themselves to be very intelligent and very powerful. At least that’s how it […]
Written by H. Perry Horton
Directed by Emile Edwin Smith
Run Time: 85 minutes
Ouch. Yeah, you read the title correctly. Another inspired addition to the Megalodon franchise for us to enjoy. And let’s agree to no "jumping the shark" jokes, ok?
Yep, we’re up against yet another Megalodon […]
Written by Theodore Sturgen, Ed MacKillop
Directed by Jerry London
Run Time: 73 minutes
Any movie involving killer construction equipment must open in outer space, naturally, and this movie is no exception. It just makes sense, right? Scary music plays while a blue styrofoam asteroid hurtles towards Earth. Again, it […]
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