Monster Shack Movie Reviews

Directed by John "Bud" Cardos (Yes, John "Outlaw of Gor" Carlos…) Run Time: 79 minutes Tagline: THEIR LIVES BECAME A LIVING HELL! Grant: "Steve, you know what this is don’t you?…It’s a Time Space Warp!" Steve: "I’m not sure I know exactly what that is." Grant: "I don’t suppose anybody really does." —————— Why? That [...]

Directed by John Carpenter Story by John W. Campbell Jr. (Screenplay: Bill Lancaster) Tagline: “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide” Run Time: 109 min “We’re not getting out of here alive…but neither is that thing…“- MacReady I remember when "The Thing" first came out in the theaters. (Yes, I’m that old.) My father had [...]

Written and Directed by Sam Raimi Tagline: "Can They Be Stopped?" Run Time: 85 min “I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of… bodily dismemberment.”- Voice on tape Sam Raimi’s ground-breaking horror film, The Evil Dead stands as a classic gore-fest film [...]

Directed by Jean Rollin Tagline: “God help us if they rise again!” Run Time: 90 minutes Before we begin, I’d like to make something perfectly clear about this movie. It sucks. Watch something else. Throw your TV out the window. Run away. But if you enjoy crappy movies, then, brother, this will be your Shangri-la. [...]

Written and Directed by David Worth Tagline: “In another time… in a world ruled by tyranny and violence… only one man can stop the nightmare” Run Time: 92 min Other Titles: “Mad Rider” “Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers!”- Supersonic Speed Cycle I guess it’s about time we did a nice little [...]

Directed by Kiyo Sumi Fukazawa, Atsuo Okunaka Written by Sakyo Komatsu, Kouji Tonaka Run Time: 97 min “No!…I don’t wanna be killed by a monkey!”- Johnny Imagine yourself as a child at the zoo. The summer sun is high in the sky, the roars and cries of the animals fill the air, you’re eating ice [...]

Directed by David Winters Written by Maria Dante Tagline: “There is nowhere to hide from the enemy within!” Run Time: 93 min “So tell me Dave, your Viper was equipped with a new high-density atomizer escape system, right?”- Commander Jansen Space Mutiny is a film so completely and absolutely awful that it leaves one breathless. [...]

Written and Directed by Tim Kincaid Tagline: “It’s machine vs. man in the ultimate battle for the future!” Run Time: 79 min I just want you to know that I came back from vacation yesterday and here I am writing about an absolutely terrible movie called Robot Holocaust…what the hell is wrong with me? The [...]

Directed by Alberto De Martino Written by Luigi Angelo Run Time: 90 min Jane:"Have you ever made love in the air?"Puma Man:"How else would you make little Puma Men?" Pain takes many forms: Headaches, broken bones, tooth aches (of which I actually have one right now), hangovers (I have one of those too), and so [...]

Directed by Juan Piquer Simón Tagline: “Men were not ready to meet these…” Running time: c 80 minutes Other titles: “Los Nuevos Extraterrestres” Ask any movie lover what they consider to be the the worst movie they’ve ever seen. I’ll give you even odds that they say either “Pod People” or “Manos: The Hands of [...]