Written by Kim Se Ryun
Directed by Shin Sang-ok
Produced by Kim Jong-il
Run Time: 76 minutes
PUGASARI INVADES BROOKLYN!
I recently plucked up my courage, gathered my travel papers, and left Manhattan for Brooklyn, located on fabled Long Island, which lies just off America’s […]
Written & Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky
Alexander – Erland Josephson
Adelaide – Susan Fleetwood
Otto – Allan Edwall
Victor – Sven Wollter
Maria – Guorun Gisladottir
I’m about to do something very, very bad. So bad, in fact, it may be blasphemous. I’m about […]
Directed by Mark Stock
Run Time: 85 minutes
Other Titles: ATTACK FROM MARS
PRODUCTION CREDITS: A.K.A. The Perp Walk
Screenplay by: Roger Branit, John Chadwell, David Houston, Wade Williams
Produced by: Wade Williams
Directed by: Mark Stock
And a sorry group […]
Written by Barry J. Gillis and Andrew Jordan
Directed by Andrew Jordan
Run Time: 83 minutes
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You’ll never be the same after "Things". Canada’s first direct-to-video horror movie!
"I’ve lived with the dead in New York City, but this is […]
Directed by Robert Hiltzik
Written by Robert Hiltzik
Run Time: 88 minutes
A Monster Shack Video Bite
Yes, I stumbled upon some old slasher flicks from the 80’s, which is my personal favorite decade for movies of all types…so be expecting to see more reviews from that bygone […]
Directed by John Carr, Phillip Marshak, Tom McGowan, Jay Schlossberg-Cohen, and Gregg C. Tallas (whew!)
Written by Phillip Yordon
Run Time: 98 minutes
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Three movies, one never finished, edited into a full length film complete with God, Satan, boobs, and death machines.
Directed by Bitto Albertini (as Ben Norman)
Written by John Thomas (who?!)
Run Time: 87 minutes
Belle Star (Sherry Buchanan)Ahhh…Belle Star. My cosmic princess. Before appearing in this epic movie, Ms. Buchanan had parts in Tentacles (1977) and, one of my personal favorites, Zombie Holocaust (1980). Unfortunately for us cheesy-movie lovers, […]
Written and Directed by Cullen Blaine
Run Time: 90 minutes
Tagline: Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
Few movies cry out to be reviewed as much as R.O.T.O.R. This 80’s sci-fi cheap-o movie has absolutely everything that makes a bad movie good:
Goofy character names Embarrassing racial stereotypes Odious comic relief Continuity […]
Directed by John "Bud" Cardos (Yes, John "Outlaw of Gor" Carlos…)
Run Time: 79 minutes
Tagline: THEIR LIVES BECAME A LIVING HELL!
Grant: "Steve, you know what this is don’t you?…It’s a Time Space Warp!"
Steve: "I’m not sure I know exactly what that is."
Grant: "I don’t suppose anybody […]
Directed by John Carpenter
Story by John W. Campbell Jr. (Screenplay: Bill Lancaster)
Tagline: “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide”
Run Time: 109 min
“We’re not getting out of here alive…but neither is that thing…“- MacReady
I remember when "The Thing" first came out in the theaters. (Yes, I’m […]
Written and Directed by Sam Raimi
Tagline: "Can They Be Stopped?"
Run Time: 85 min
“I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of… bodily dismemberment.”- Voice on tape
Sam Raimi’s ground-breaking horror film, The Evil Dead stands as […]
Directed by Jean Rollin
Tagline: “God help us if they rise again!”
Run Time: 90 minutes
Before we begin, I’d like to make something perfectly clear about this movie.
Watch something else.
Throw your TV out the window.
But if you enjoy crappy movies, then, brother, this […]
Written and Directed by David Worth
Tagline: “In another time… in a world ruled by tyranny and violence… only one man can stop the nightmare”
Run Time: 92 min
Other Titles: “Mad Rider”
“Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers! Very bad mothers!”- Supersonic Speed Cycle
I guess it’s about time […]
Directed by Kiyo Sumi Fukazawa, Atsuo Okunaka
Written by Sakyo Komatsu, Kouji Tonaka
Run Time: 97 min
“No!…I don’t wanna be killed by a monkey!”- Johnny
Imagine yourself as a child at the zoo. The summer sun is high in the sky, the roars and cries of the animals fill the […]
Directed by David Winters
Written by Maria Dante
Tagline: “There is nowhere to hide from the enemy within!”
Run Time: 93 min
“So tell me Dave, your Viper was equipped with a new high-density atomizer escape system, right?”- Commander Jansen
Space Mutiny is a film so completely and absolutely awful […]
Written and Directed by Tim Kincaid
Tagline: “It’s machine vs. man in the ultimate battle for the future!”
Run Time: 79 min
I just want you to know that I came back from vacation yesterday and here I am writing about an absolutely terrible movie called Robot Holocaust…what the hell is […]
Directed by Alberto De Martino
Written by Luigi Angelo
Run Time: 90 min
Jane:"Have you ever made love in the air?"Puma Man:"How else would you make little Puma Men?"
Pain takes many forms: Headaches, broken bones, tooth aches (of which I actually have one right now), hangovers (I have one of […]
Directed by Juan Piquer Simón
Tagline: “Men were not ready to meet these…”
Running time: c 80 minutes
Other titles: “Los Nuevos Extraterrestres”
Ask any movie lover what they consider to be the the worst movie they’ve ever seen. I’ll give you even odds that they say either “Pod People” […]
Directed by John "Bud" Cardos
Based on the "Gor" novels by John Norman
Run Time: 89 minutes
Other Titles: "Outlaw", "The Outlaw"
Cabot: "How much further?Hup: "I don’t know, a couple of hours, more or less…as the time flies.
The other day as I was sitting outside drinking a […]
Directed by Hal Needham
Tagline: “When the force was with them, NO-ONE stood a chance!”
Run Time: 99 minutes
Megaforce is, I must admit, a guilty pleasure from my long lost past that I’m still able to enjoy as a jaded adult. (My other guilty pleasures from that era are now […]