Monster Shack Movie Reviews

Directed by John "Bud" Cardos Based on the "Gor" novels by John Norman Run Time: 89 minutes Other Titles: "Outlaw", "The Outlaw" Cabot: "How much further?Hup: "I don’t know, a couple of hours, more or less…as the time flies. The other day as I was sitting outside drinking a cold beer, I had a sudden [...]

Directed by Hal Needham Tagline: “When the force was with them, NO-ONE stood a chance!” Run Time: 99 minutes Megaforce is, I must admit, a guilty pleasure from my long lost past that I’m still able to enjoy as a jaded adult. (My other guilty pleasures from that era are now impossible to re-experience at [...]

Directed by Çentin Inanç Run Time: 91 minutes Other Titles: "Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam" (Original Turkish title), "Turkish Star Wars" (USA bootleg title) Murat:"Begin to your famous whistle which no women can resist." Ali:(Whistles) Murat:"You whistle it wrong." Ali:"Why?" Murat:"Skeletons came instead of women." “Our world which had been formed into matter from rays and energy [...]

Directed by Joseph Sargent Tagline: “This time it’s personal!” Run Time: 89 minutes Other Titles: "Jaws 4", "Jaws the Return" I’m proud to say that I’m an owner of the official "Jaws" Box Set ("Jaws", "Jaws 2", "Jaws 3-D", and our feature presentation, "Jaws 4: The Revenge"). I’m equally proud to say that I bought [...]

Written and directed by Rick Sloane Tagline: "Be careful what you wish for…you just might get it!" Run Time: 92 min “We have to get out of here! Something wild and uncontrollable is loose!”- Daphne Wow. I’m getting old. I’m going to make a confession: I graduated from high-school in 1987. It was a time [...]

Directed by Minoru Kanaya Written by Keiichi Abe Run Time: 75 min Rocky:"It’s not going to be easy, getting into this place." Ken:"How will we do it?" Rocky:"Easy!" Man, oh, man. When will I learn to stay away from Sandy Frank productions? Worse yet, I’ve seen the first Fugitive Alien, so I knew what I [...]

Directed by Minoru Kanaya Written by Keiichit Abe Tagline: "Marauding Wolf Raiders in Space Chase to the Death!" Run Time: 102 min “Captain…I think this is one mission where you’re not going to need whisky for excitement!”- Tammy After my previous experience with a Sandy Frank production, namely "Time of the Apes", you would think [...]

Directed by Lamberto Bava Story by Luigi Cozzi (Screenplay: Gianfranco Clerici) Tagline: "Sink your teeth into pure terror." Run Time: 90 min Other Titles: "Devouring Waves", "Monster Shark", "Red Shark In the Ocean" “At first sight I say it was a shark. And a big one at that. But not necessarily.”- Dr. Davis A terrible [...]

Directed by Richard Haines and Michael Herz Tagline: “It rotted their bodies. It corrupted their minds. And that’s the good news.” Run Time: 85 minutes Don’t get me wrong: I love Troma films. I’ll never forget those late nights as a high-school student sitting up and watching The Toxic Avenger, Redneck Zombies, and Plutonium Baby…and [...]

Written and Directed by Joe D’Amato Tagline: "Warrior, Magician, Hero, Thief. They called him…the Blade Master!" Run Time: 92 min Other Titles: "Ator, the Blade Master" “One thing still puzzles me…why did your daughter fly like an arrow straight towards the sun?”- Zor the Mighty Metaphor Mixer “It would be less repugnant to be strangled [...]