Boa vs Python (2004)

Directed by David Flores Written by Chase Parker and Sam Wells Run Time: 92minutes Tagline: Get Ready To Rumble… Not too much to discuss here, so this review is going to be a bit shorter than usual. I was excited to watch this Bulgarian quickie-production when I first saw the DVD cover proudly displaying 2 [...]

The Thing (1982)

Directed by John Carpenter Story by John W. Campbell Jr. (Screenplay: Bill Lancaster) Tagline: “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide” Run Time: 109 min “We’re not getting out of here alive…but neither is that thing…“- MacReady I remember when "The Thing" first came out in the theaters. (Yes, I’m that old.) My father had [...]

Zombie Lake (1981)

Directed by Jean Rollin Tagline: “God help us if they rise again!” Run Time: 90 minutes Before we begin, I’d like to make something perfectly clear about this movie. It sucks. Watch something else. Throw your TV out the window. Run away. But if you enjoy crappy movies, then, brother, this will be your Shangri-la. [...]

The Swarm (1978)

Directed by Irwin Allen Based on the novel by Arthur Herzog Jr., Screenplay by Stirling Silliphant Tagline: “It’s more than a speculation – it’s a prediction!” Run Time: 156 minute Director’s Cut (Yeah, baby! 2 and a half hours of cheese!) “I never dreamed that it would turn out to be the bees…They’ve always been [...]