Directed by Kurt Neumann
Run Time: 78 minutes
Tagline: PLANET ROBBER TRAMPLES EARTH…STEALING ENERGY FOR OTHER WORLDS!
Kronos is a little 50’s sci-fi treat that I somehow missed earlier in my misspent life. And since I thoroughly enjoyed it I’m going to feel a little guilty as I make fun of […]
Written, Produced, and directed by Tom Graeff
Tagline: "Thrill-Crazed Space Kids Blasting the Flesh Off Humans!"
Run Time: 86 min
Other titles: "Invasion of the Gargon"
Our current feature presentation, “ Teenagers from Outer Space” was horribly written and directed. The, ahem, special effects are truly some of […]
Directed by Phil Tucker
Written by Wyott Ordung
Tagline: “Moon monsters launch attack against Earth! How can science meet the menace of astral assassins? New Science Fiction Thrills!”
Run Time: 66 min
“I cannot. Yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do ‘must’ […]
Written and Directed by Ed Wood Jr.
Tagline: “Unspeakable Horrors From Outer Space Paralyze the Living and Resurrect the Dead!”
Run Time: 79 min
Original Title: “Grave Robbers From Outer Space”
You may be wondering how I could pick on poor, old,Plan 9…probably the one movie that has been ridiculed, […]
Directed by Roger Corman
Written by Lou Rusoff
Tagline: "Every man its prisoner…every woman its slave!"
Run Time: 71 min
“This superior intelligence happens to be a personal friend of mine…”- Dr. Anderson
“Stupidity restrains mankind’s progress…I’ve been a continual victim of it myself.”- Dr. Anderson
I’m certain […]
Directed by Bill Rebane
Written by Robert Easton
Run Time: 84 min
Other Titles: "Invasion of the Giant Spiders"
“Sometimes the only way I know you’re alive is when I hear you flush the toilet!”- Ev
Bill Rebane is no stranger to schlock B-movies. His epic "The […]
Directed by Robert Gaffney
Tagline: “Warning! Beware their stare!”
Run Time: 79 minutes
Other titles: “Mars Attacks Puerto Rico”
Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster is low-budget, bottom of the barrel drive-in theater filler. Despite its enticingly lurid title, the film is listless, lazy, and should be avoided.
From the dark […]
Directed by David MacDonald
Written by James Eastwood
Tagline: "Invasion from outer space!"
Run Time: 77 min
“Mrs. Jamieson, allow me to introduce your newest guest. Ms. Nyah. She comes from Mars.”- Carter
One of the hazards of reviewing a "bad" movie is the all too real danger […]
Directed by Arthur Nelson
Written by Robert Silliphant
Run Time: 75 min
Other Titles: "Dangerous Charter"
It’s not everyday that we come across a film comparable to Manos: The Hands of Fate or Monster A-Go Go in terms of sheer ineptitude and laziness, not to mention that elusive […]
Written and Directed by Don Dohler
Tagline: “Alien menace terrorizes trailer-trash rednecks!”
Run Time: 79 minutes
Oh, and yes, the title shot is off center in the film.
I owe a quick shot of thanks to Karl for generously gifting me a wonderful cache of crappy films, namely, the 50 […]
Directed by Nathan Juran
Written by Ray Buffum
Run Time: 70 min
“I’ll be turning your simple little will off and on…like a key in a lock”- Gor
A popular topic in sci-fi films is, of course, intelligent, disembodied brains. As a result, there is a slew of "brain" movies […]