Mission To Mars (2000)

ATTACK OF THE SCI-FI SOAP OPERA SERIALPART TWO by Sean Ledden Mission to MUSH (OOPS, I mean MARS) Mission to Mars came out in 2000, and unlike Contact, it avoids the God question entirely. This should be refreshing, but unfortunately it is so besotted with sex and romance it doesn’t have another idea in its [...]

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Directed by David Quaid Written by Paul Jacobson Tagline: “Blast off for Mars… with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!” Run Time: 81 min Other titles: "Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens " Just the title is enough to make my tooth fillings ache. I picture a hairy-armed goon strapping me into a chair and [...]

Devil Girl From Mars (1954)

Directed by David MacDonald Written by James Eastwood Tagline: "Invasion from outer space!" Run Time: 77 min “Mrs. Jamieson, allow me to introduce your newest guest. Ms. Nyah. She comes from Mars.”- Carter One of the hazards of reviewing a "bad" movie is the all too real danger of winding up liking it; a type [...]