The Thing (1982)

Directed by John Carpenter

Story by John W. Campbell Jr. (Screenplay: Bill Lancaster)

Tagline: “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide”

Run Time: 109 min

“We’re not getting out of here alive…but neither is that thing…“- MacReady

I remember when "The Thing" first came out in the theaters. (Yes, I’m […]

Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

Directed by Richard Ashe

Written by Bill Finger and Charles Sinclaire

Tagline: The rising moon creates a monster

Run Time: 90 min

“There is an answer…and I think I know what it is…and it makes me sick to think about it!”- Johnny Longbow

Are you tired of run-of-the-mill werewolf movies? […]

The She-Creature (1956)

Directed by Edward L. Cahn

Written by Lou Rusoff

Tagline: “Hypnotized! Reincarnated as a monster from hell!”

Run Time: 77 min

“A creature out of time…the first life form of someone living today…over a million years old!”- Detective Sergeant

We open by seeing the mysterious Dr. Carlo Lombardi (Chester Morris), […]

Horrors of Spider Island (1960)

Written and Directed by Fritz Bottger

Tagline: "Shock upon shock! Terror upon terror!"

Run Time: 77 min

Other Titles: "Ein Toter hing im Netz"

“The boys will be surprised when they see how we’ve dressed ourselved up in our island costumes! They promised us real whiskey!”- Hot babe rejoicing at […]

Blackenstein (1973)

Directed by William Levey

Written by Frank R. Saletri

Run Time: 87 min

“The DNA formula just isn’t taking hold…We must work on a locking feature.”- Dr. Stein

Reviewing Blackenstein gave me the opportunity to take a long overdue side-trip into the world of "Blaxploitation" cinema; a genre which I always […]