The Thing (1982)

Directed by John Carpenter

Story by John W. Campbell Jr. (Screenplay: Bill Lancaster)

Tagline: “Man is The Warmest Place to Hide”

Run Time: 109 min

“We’re not getting out of here alive…but neither is that thing…“– MacReady

I remember when "The Thing" first came out in the theaters. (Yes, I’m […]

Track of the Moon Beast (1976)

Directed by Richard Ashe

Written by Bill Finger and Charles Sinclaire

Tagline: The rising moon creates a monster

Run Time: 90 min

“There is an answer…and I think I know what it is…and it makes me sick to think about it!”– Johnny Longbow

Are you tired of run-of-the-mill werewolf movies? […]

The She-Creature (1956)

Directed by Edward L. Cahn

Written by Lou Rusoff

Tagline: “Hypnotized! Reincarnated as a monster from hell!”

Run Time: 77 min

“A creature out of time…the first life form of someone living today…over a million years old!”– Detective Sergeant

We open by seeing the mysterious Dr. Carlo Lombardi (Chester Morris), […]

Horrors of Spider Island (1960)

Written and Directed by Fritz Bottger

Tagline: "Shock upon shock! Terror upon terror!"

Run Time: 77 min

Other Titles: "Ein Toter hing im Netz"

“The boys will be surprised when they see how we’ve dressed ourselved up in our island costumes! They promised us real whiskey!”– Hot babe rejoicing at […]

Blackenstein (1973)

Directed by William Levey

Written by Frank R. Saletri

Run Time: 87 min

“The DNA formula just isn’t taking hold…We must work on a locking feature.”– Dr. Stein

Reviewing Blackenstein gave me the opportunity to take a long overdue side-trip into the world of "Blaxploitation" cinema; a genre which I […]