Exit Wounds (2001)

Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak Tagline: " What Can Two Men Do Against A Gang Of Crooked Cops? Whatever It Takes." Run Time: An 101 excruciating minutes. Sigh. Review by Karl Hoegle Let me start this review (my first!) out with an astonishing fact: OUR HERO does not repeat not use the patented ‘get threatened with [...]

Steven Seagal: A Senior Superhero (January 2008)

A closer look at a super star that probably should have quit while he was ahead. Includes reviews by Dennis, Sean Ledden, and Karl Hoegle. Don’t miss the confused On Deadly Ground (Dennis), a mindless violence-fest called Submerged (Sean), and the always charming Exit Wounds (Karl). Enjoy, if you can.

Submerged (2005)

Directed by Anthony Hickox Tagline: “Under water, under cover.” Run Time: 94 min Review by Sean Ledden Like its doughy, stone-faced hero, Submerged is tough. Brutal. Ruthless. It wastes no time before starting to beat the crap out of the viewer with a headache inducing jackhammer montage similar to the one used to torture Malcolm [...]

On Deadly Ground (1994)

Directed by Steven Seagal Tagline: “His battle to save the Alaskan wilderness and protect its people can only be won…” Run Time: 102 min Other Titles: "Rainbow Warrior", "Spirit Warrior" On Deadly Ground directed, produced, and starring Steve "Kick Yo’ Ass" Seagal, is a perfect example of a movie star’s ego gone wild. In 1994 [...]