Supermen vs the Amazons (1975)

Directed by Alfonso Brescia Written by Alfonso Brescia and Aldo Crudo Run Time: 100 minutes Tagline: Super-human feats of strength! Super-thrilling deeds of daring! Super-fantastic conquests of adventure! Other Titles: Super Stooges vs the Wonder Women Darma (Aldo Landi)The mighty Darma is the last in a long line of, well, liars that pretend to be [...]

Flash Gordon Conquers The Universe (1940)

Directed by Ford Beebe and Ray Taylor Tagline: "Zooming Off the Earth!" Run Time: 12 episodes for a total of c. 195 min A movie walk-through for the Rogue Reviewers “Hunky Heart-throbs” Round Table, Feburary, 2005 Character Round Up: Larry “Buster” Crabbe as “Flash Gordon” Carol Hughes as “Dale Arden” Charles Middleton as “Emperor Ming” [...]

Robot Holocaust (1986)

Written and Directed by Tim Kincaid Tagline: “It’s machine vs. man in the ultimate battle for the future!” Run Time: 79 min I just want you to know that I came back from vacation yesterday and here I am writing about an absolutely terrible movie called Robot Holocaust…what the hell is wrong with me? The [...]

Outlaw of Gor (1989)

Directed by John "Bud" Cardos Based on the "Gor" novels by John Norman Run Time: 89 minutes Other Titles: "Outlaw", "The Outlaw" Cabot: "How much further?Hup: "I don’t know, a couple of hours, more or less…as the time flies. The other day as I was sitting outside drinking a cold beer, I had a sudden [...]

The Mole People (1956)

Directed by Virgil Vogel Written by Laszlo Gorog Tagline: “Terrifying monsters from a lost age!” Run Time: 77 min “Do you think anybody’s ever tried to smoke dried mushrooms?”- Dr. Roger Bentley This snoozer is another in a long line of 1950′s sci-fi flicks that seem to be merely going through the motions of being [...]

The Man Who Saves The World (1982)

Directed by Çentin Inanç Run Time: 91 minutes Other Titles: "Dünyayi Kurtaran Adam" (Original Turkish title), "Turkish Star Wars" (USA bootleg title) Murat:"Begin to your famous whistle which no women can resist." Ali:(Whistles) Murat:"You whistle it wrong." Ali:"Why?" Murat:"Skeletons came instead of women." “Our world which had been formed into matter from rays and energy [...]

The Day The Earth Froze (1959)

Directed by Risto Orko and Aleksandr Ptushko Written by Vaino Kaukonen Run Time: 67 min Yes…finally, a Scandinavian picture. Our film begins with a nice wad of narration: "Throughout history people have listened to the story teller. Men who could fashion myths and fairy tales and make them live for his listeners. Such men were [...]

Cave Dwellers (1984)

Written and Directed by Joe D’Amato Tagline: "Warrior, Magician, Hero, Thief. They called him…the Blade Master!" Run Time: 92 min Other Titles: "Ator, the Blade Master" “One thing still puzzles me…why did your daughter fly like an arrow straight towards the sun?”- Zor the Mighty Metaphor Mixer “It would be less repugnant to be strangled [...]