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Written by Kim Se Ryun
Directed by Shin Sang-ok
Produced by Kim Jong-il
Run Time: 76 minutes
PUGASARI INVADES BROOKLYN!
I recently plucked up my courage, gathered my travel papers, and left Manhattan for Brooklyn, located on fabled Long Island, which lies just off […]
Written and Directed by Harry Essex
Run Time: 76 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Sequences of boring talky scenes interspersed with a pissed off octopus-man flailing at people with flaccid rubber tentacles.
The Cast
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Written and Directed by Damian Lee
In a nutshell: Middle-aged actors portray Cyborg cops from the planet Sardacian fighting over the Anti-Life Equation.
Run Time: 90 minutes
Classic Quote:
Father So what makes you think you can locate my 4-by-4?
Abraxas My box has VD.
Mother What?!
Abraxas VD: Vibrational Detection.
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Directed by W. Lee Wilder
Written by William Raynor, Myles Wilder
In a nutshell: A radioactive alien menaces Santa Monica…but oh, it’s invisible, so don’t get too excited.
Run Time: 73 minutes
Tagline: “His secret power menaced the world!”
Classic Quote:
Dr. Wyatt : My theory is that […]
Written & Directed by Andrei Tarkovsky
Alexander – Erland Josephson
Adelaide – Susan Fleetwood
Otto – Allan Edwall
Victor – Sven Wollter
Maria – Guorun Gisladottir
PROLOGUE
I’m about to do something very, very bad. So bad, in fact, it may be blasphemous. I’m […]
Directed by Leonard Murphy, Michael Patrick
Written by Leonard Murphy, Michael Patrick
In a nutshell: An amusing mixture of Re-animator and small engine repair.
Run Time: 80 minutes
Tagline: “Recycling has a whole new meaning!”
Here comes yet another item from the infamous "Catacomb of Creepshows" […]
Late last night my morse-code receiver started beeping like crazy so I dashed up and decoded his hurried message:
The Return of the King
Knowing I planned to see the new Godzilla on opening weekend, Dennis asked me for some impressions – and here they are: Wow! Hollywood finally got it right. This is […]
Directed by Roland Emmerich
Written by Roland Emmerich, Dean Devlin
Run Time: 132 minutes
Tagline: “1998. The year of GODZILLA!”
Like most Godzilla fans, I remember the 1998 Dean Devlin & Roland Emmerich (D&E) version with loathing. So enraged was I after sitting through the damn thing in […]
Other Titles: (Giant Space Monster: Guilala
(宇宙大怪獣:ギララ)
Director: Kazui Nihonmatsu
Producer: Wataru Nakajima
Screenplay:
Eibi Motomochi
Moriyoshi Ishida
Kazui Nihonmatsu
SFX: Hiroshi Ikeda
Art Direction: Shigemori Shigeta
Music: Taku Izumi
CAST:
Toshiya Wazaki – Captain Sano
Peggy Neal – Lisa
Itoko Harada – Michiko
Eiji Okada – Dr. Kato
Franz Gruber – […]
Godzilla Official Trailer Review
By Sean Ledden
The 2nd trailer for the new Godzilla is out, and I’m officially psyched! Here’s why:
No Odious Comic Relief
It was clear from the teaser trailer, but amplified here, that we will go back to the super serious mood of the 1954 original. Gone is […]
Directed by Anthony C. Ferrante
Written by Thunder Levin
Run Time: 86 minutes
Tagline: “Enough Said!”
25 Words or Less:
If you like sharks, and you like tornados, then you’re gonna love this movie.
Open with immediate action…a huge water funnel sliding across […]
Written and Directed by William Sachs
Run Time: 84 minutes
25 Words or Less: A murderous, melting mutant astronaut named Steve.
Wrap Up:
Open in deep space where stalwart astronaut Steve West and his sacrificial crew cruise past the planet Saturn. Note that the FX team uses […]
Directed by Mark Stock
Run Time: 85 minutes
Other Titles: ATTACK FROM MARS
PRODUCTION CREDITS: A.K.A. The Perp Walk
Screenplay by: Roger Branit, John Chadwell, David Houston, Wade Williams
Produced by: Wade Williams
Directed by: Mark Stock
CAST:
Robert Clarke
Ann Robinson
And a sorry […]
Written and Directed by Tony Urban
Run Time: 90 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Mutant rabbit bites man. Man mutates and attacks scantily clad women. Dennis laughs.
The Cast
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Written by Barry J. Gillis and Andrew Jordan
Directed by Andrew Jordan
Run Time: 83 minutes
25 Words or Less:
You’ll never be the same after "Things". Canada’s first direct-to-video horror movie!
Classic Lines:
"I’ve lived with the dead in New York City, but this […]
Directed by Charles Band
Written by Charles Band, Jackson Barr
Run Time: 72 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Diminutive alien cop hooks up with hot nurse to battle toys from Hell!
The Cast
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Directed by Robert Hiltzik
Written by Robert Hiltzik
Run Time: 88 minutes
A Monster Shack Video Bite
Yes, I stumbled upon some old slasher flicks from the 80’s, which is my personal favorite decade for movies of all types…so be expecting to see more reviews from that […]
Directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé
Written by Simon Barrett, Scott Clevenger
Run Time: 84 minutes
In 25 Words or Less:
Mutant fish invade our precious swamps and eat rednecks.
The Cast
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Directed by Pat Corbitt
Written by Gary Tunnicliffe, Stanley Isaacs
Run Time: 75 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Evil oil drillers wake up a giant, crabby prehistoric shark.
Hi Lites
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Directed by John McCauley
Written by Jerry Golding, John McCauley
Run Time: 82 minutes
25 Words or Less:
Rattlesnakes get pissed off when the military dumps toxic waste on them.
Hi Lites
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