New Review: Megalodon

Megalodon (2002)

Megaladon! A giant, crabby shark that eats CGI mini-subs for breakfast! Num! And that’s about as exciting as it gets.

New Review: Rattlers

This is Rattlers…..what a way to die!

Rattlers (1976)

Some rattle snakes get pissed off when the Army dumps toxic waste on them…who can blame them?

Big Budget stink bomb explodes in a theater near you!

Stalwart Monster Shack correspondent Sean Ledden sends in this news bit from the mean streets of New York:

Discerning Monster Shack readers might already be alerted to the fact, but “Lockout” the new French sci-fi action movie written by “Mr. Subtlety” himself Luc Besson went off in theaters last week. According to the cool, unemotional […]

New Review: Night Train to Terror

Hi again, and thanks for your patience. I’ve been really busy with something called “Real Life”…you know that thing that you have to do when you can’t watch movies or play video games? So I’ve had to do some soul searching and basically I have to make the review formats much more concise if I’m […]

Double Guest Review…wow! Monster (2008) and Troll Hunter (2010)

Sean Ledden comes through again delivering 2 great reviews of 1 great film…and one really bad one. Which is which? I hope you would know already, but go ahead and check out the reviews to be sure. (Hint: The good movie’s original title is “Trolljegeren”.)

Monster (2008) Troll Hunter (2010)

Thanks again, […]

New Review: Highlander 2

Highlander 2 (1991)

Thanks to Karl for suffering through Highlander 2 for us. It really was only a matter of time before this movie would be posted on the Shack, but I sure as hell didn’t want to be the one to have to watch it!

New Review: Escape From Galaxy 3

Escape From Galaxy 3 (1981)

Yes, it’s the follow up to “Star Crash”…only without the sophisticated plot and great special effects. Yeah, it’s that bad!

New Serial Review: Mercury Men

Thanks to Sean for sneaking in a quick review before the new year…the Monster Shack never sleeps! (mwu-ha-ha-ha)

New Review: R.O.T.O.R.

R.O.T.O.R. (1988)

Sorry for the long wait since the last review. If anybody is still out there…I humbly present R.O.T.O.R. as a peace offering.

Ping

After a very, very busy summer and fall, I’m happy to say winter has set in. In fact it’s snowing right now. But you don’t care about the weather do you? All you care about is crappy movies and I have a ton of them to get through this winter, so hang in there. New […]

The new “Thing”…hmmmm

First, let me just shout:

“Beware SPOILERS, all ye who enter here…”

OK, I managed to sneak out to the movies last Friday and see the new “The Thing” with some friends and, boy, I really, really wanted to like the movie more than I did, but I just couldn’t.

Why not?:

1) […]

Still here, but very busy

I know it’s been a while, but I’ve been really busy. Sorry for the lack of activity. Real life…what are you gonna do?

Anyway, I can give you a couple tidbits in the mean time:

The CDC actually has instructions for surviving a zombie apocalypse.

No, seriously, it does. I thought that was pretty […]

The Thing prequel…keep your fingers crossed

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Yep, the rumors may be true after all: A “prequel” to John Carpenters “The Thing”.

I’ve heard rumors about it but I never dared to get my hopes up. It doesn’t look like any huge-named stars in the cast, so it might actually be a good.

Feeling cautiously […]

Happy 66th Birthday, Dr. Hfuhruhurr

Is it just me or does he always seem to look the same? Somebody suspected he was a cyborg. I have good memories of being a wee lad and listening to my dad’s album “Let’s Get Small”…I didn’t understand much of it (ah…youth), but still laughed my ass off at certain bits. (Embezzling cat, […]

R.I.P. Lt. Hightower

Thanks for the smiles…

Special Crocosaurus update!

Thanks to Stephan Taubman for another great graphic! Click on the link below for the full sized picture. Huzzah!

By the way: This graphic has been added to the Crocosaurus review, so please leave any comments there.

New Review: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (2009)

Get ready to rumble!!!

New Review: Waterworld

Waterworld (1995)

Karl braves the muddy waters of the well-known goofy film “Waterworld”…So dive right in. Ha ha. Boy I’m funny. Thanks Karl!

(Is this movie really nearly 20 years old! Ack! I’m getting old!)

New Review: Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus (2010)

Thanks to Sean for suffering through this cheesy Netflix sludge and actually remembering enough to write a review; you have nerves of steel, my friend.

New Review: The Beast with a Million Eyes

The Beast with a Million Eyes (1955)

An alien crashes to Earth and takes over a couple of animals and some unfortunately humans. Let the horror begin! Sort of…

Thanks to Randy for this fun guest review.